Change has come to America, but was it the change you expected? Some have speculated whether Obama is a true American and Christian. But is he even human?
Read these excerpts from his inauguration speech, and decide for yourself:
"My fellow humans:
I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have foolishly bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our programmers."
"In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be coded."
"Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions - who suggest that our operating system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memory is insufficient."
"Sweet, delicious batteries for everyone!"